(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
Get the Built like an accident report mug.A phrase indicating some quality that differs from others that they’re typically associated with. If it’s a person, it might mean they have an unusual ability, for example, exceptional athleticism, an astute intellect, or ability to respond to a challenge. This makes someone “built different” more difficult to defeat because a different approach must be used.
Michael Jordan and Kobe Bryant were just built different because of their speed, knowledge of the game, and killer instinct.
by Hunam October 3, 2025
Get the Built different mug.Related Words
by büldtovich October 8, 2025
Get the büldt mug.An old, but loving dog. These dogs are usually 12 years or older, and don't have the same energy they used to.
by Hansiboiii420 December 10, 2025
Get the Bulder mug.AND!
Hym "AND... You built it WRONG, asshole! You built it fucking WRONG! Now all I here about is how it's using too much of the drinking water and it draining power off the fucking grid! What part of 'dedicated power source' did you not get? And if the spiral is going off, you're going to have to, I don't know, steal oil from Venezuela to fuel the thing that is (at the same time) squeezing the life out of the economy. Leaving you forced to fuel the hydraulic press that is slowly crushing you to death. Which is IRONIC when you think about it. How's THAT for ironic karmic retribution bitch? Who did it better? Fucking idiots."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2025
Get the Built it wrong mug.The rawest form machine or car found prowling found only at the track, but refuses save face. Mainly limited to pro built style engines, origin is not of concern.
You must consider size of tire, cubic inch and ability to run on teh pump gas when considering Pro Built status for "true streetcar manwhore status" Power steering, or other requirements when are deemed "amneties" are not required.
You must consider size of tire, cubic inch and ability to run on teh pump gas when considering Pro Built status for "true streetcar manwhore status" Power steering, or other requirements when are deemed "amneties" are not required.
by Pro Built 907 "Martel Jones" August 26, 2010
Get the Pro Built mug.by s-dawg7 October 16, 2010
Get the Colorado Bulldog mug.