Every friday in the year you get to eat food off of the naked body of your gf/bf or bfs body or sneaky links body
by Bunda Hunter September 26, 2023
"I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?
by cogncierge May 18, 2024
Another name for breast implants. Especially applied to bolt-ons due to their kevlar-like hardness, as if the woman has a bulletproof vest permanently attached.
by Onionhead01 May 19, 2024
Shane: "Did you go watch the fights at Infliction last night brah ?"
Nate: "Yeah mart. Old matey stopped that Kiwi/Brown fella with a noice body rip eh !?!"
Shane: "Yeah mart. What a foight !" Can't remember most of the card 'cos I was blind as mart."
Nate: "Hehe. You're such an alky eh."
Nate: "Yeah mart. Old matey stopped that Kiwi/Brown fella with a noice body rip eh !?!"
Shane: "Yeah mart. What a foight !" Can't remember most of the card 'cos I was blind as mart."
Nate: "Hehe. You're such an alky eh."
by Morphett_Vale_SA February 23, 2024
A woman places her boobs on either side of a man's balls and holds on to his torso with her hands. She begins a regular blow job but moves her chest in unison with her mouth providing an experience so good that it can cause temporary memory loss and distortion of reality.
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
*Current standard blowjob to FBB exchange rate is 3:1
I was just sitting on the couch as she took off her shirt and started giving me an Full Body Blowjob so fucking amazing it made my brain glitch. I forgot my name and started hearing colors!
by BrainGlitchGuy July 04, 2022
When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 09, 2024
by Swaaz1111 January 19, 2025