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Beavered pitch

1. Unfiltered rage fueled by the inability to distinguish between fact and fiction.

2. An argument that has been perverted by group think.

3. A demand for assimilation of an idea(s) built on the foundation of poor critical thinking skills.
That feminist put herself in quite the beavered pitch. Oh sorry, "itself".

Super ma'am was a fiasco! Yeah I know, no way a beavered pitch like that would happen in my store!
The beavered pitch over the MAGA hat is the real threat to humanity, not carbon emissions. God I want off this planet.
by Qoven_Marinade February 9, 2019
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Beaver Burp

I was about to go down on her when she let out a loud beaver burp.
by BeaverBurp March 7, 2019
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Beaverella

The timeless classic Cinderella, starring a Beaver.

Beaverella is miserable living with her step Beavers.

Her Fairy God Beaver helps her go to the ball.

The Beaver Prince falls in love with Beaverella but she runs off in her BeaverMobile.

He finds her. The end.
Cinderella was good. Beaverella was even gooder.
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Beaver Flip

When the hair on the vagina is long enough for a comb over.
Did you see the beaver flip on that guys mother.
by Micro7ime April 28, 2019
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Beaver

Wow mate she’s a beaver
by UnrealShmagga51 June 21, 2019
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Beaver Lasagna

When someone usually a man, shoves cooked pasta up their gfs vagina and eats it out like spaghetti. After that's done, they vomit out the pasta into their gfs mouth.
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Beaver

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