porky bacon

"Did you hear Jeff won $100 on a lotto?"

"Yea man lucky pick, he bought the porky bacon."

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slap bacon

Having sex with no protection

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?

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The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

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An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

invisible bacon by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

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"Why do worms crawl out the dirt ehen they know they're just gonna dry up and turn into worm bacon? "

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When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

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When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

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