In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where you still have to pay your bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if we live in a simulation!? I still gotta pay my damn bills! That's the central billing theorem, dumbass!
by epluribusnihilo August 17, 2024
In simulation theory, the central billing theorem states that any simulation of the universe where people still have to pay their bills is indistinguishable from the real universe.
Who cares if the universe is a simulation?! I still gotta pay my damn bills! Your ass never heard of the Central Billing Theorem?!
by epluribusnihilo August 16, 2024
by What’s your handle321 January 15, 2024
An Action, Puting an absorbent material around ones finger and drying the cheek inside someones mouth. Opposite of a Wet Willy. Timing is key, being bitten is failure.
Sawyer snuck up on Luke with a Paper Towel around his finger. Like a fisherman on a lucky day he hooked his prey and dried some moisture from the left interior mouth cheek. Triumphantly he cheered and invented the "Dry Bill"
by Mean Tom Sawyer December 23, 2020
“I would like to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton thank you every body” - random guy at the game awards 2022
by HomewardFuture December 09, 2022
The one president since Bush senior that didn't want a war in the Middle East and enjoyed some Monica in the Oval Office.
by Masterg1 October 23, 2023
by knifeinmyhands December 12, 2022