banana exit

A euphemism for the anus. Most etymologists believe that the phrase originally referred to the anuses of monkeys, who are believed to subsist mainly on bananas, although now the phrase is commonly used to refer to the human anus.

1. Toddler: Mommy, where does poopie come from?
MILF: Your banana exit, sweetie.

2. Student: Doctor, what is this itchy rash around my banana exit?
Doctor: I'm sorry, son. You have herpes.

3. Porn star: Oh, fuck yeah, it's so big! Put it in my banana exit!!

by Reese Witherspoon April 14, 2008

Banana Cramer

When one shoves one or more dildo in there vagina or asshole and gets it stuck

"I hear people calling you a Banana Cramer"

by DirectoryAura May 19, 2016

banana banging

Banana banging is the art of plundering your fart box with a banana with the intention of getting off.

Suzy whats wrong? Oh I'm just a little sore Mandy, I was banana banging myself all night.

by poopknife January 20, 2015

banana yogurt

A very beautiful lady who is amazing and beautiful and is funny and kind and deserves the world and beautiful

You know that dumb idiot banana yogurt

You mean the ugly one

by Banana yogurt October 8, 2020

take the banana

The term take the banana is equivalent to just take it and shut up, just do it, don’t even ask. You know if you are handed a banana, you know what to do with it without question. That is it... take the banana.

But dad, why do I have to do it, son, just take the banana shut up and do as I say do.

by Billy BullSchitter July 15, 2017

banana trap

(n.) A woman's vagina.

- "I ain't seen my cousin in damn near a month."
- "What's he got a girlfriend er somepin'?"
- "Yeah, and he be twenty-four-seven all up in dat banana trap!"

by Studebanger August 20, 2014

Banana milkshake

The act where a male takes his banana(penis) and rubs it between a females boobs, hence a banana mikkshake!

Charlie asked Tyler if he could have his banana milkshake after the kids fall asleep.

by Rogue_1 July 13, 2021