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makes my asshole pucker 

To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of
Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!

Rip them a new asshole 

To call someone out in terms of an argument ; to call someone out for their words.
"They're being such a bitch and spreading rumors. I'm about to rip them a new asshole."
Rip them a new asshole by rileyb1318 February 18, 2018

Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.
"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

a snake bit my asshole 

When you are going to take a poop and it stings and burns so much its almost like a snake crawled up your toilet and bit your anus

sack of asshole 

A person who is an asshole to such an extreme that they actually possess, the assholocity of multiple assholes.
Why you sack of asshole!

Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole 

An exclamation of anger, annoyance, or frustration.
Oh Motherfuckin-bitch-in-the-asshole! I locked my keys in the car!!!