anal ranger

Referring to a homosexual.
Often used as an insult.

Elton John is an anal ranger.

Yeah dude I saw you watching that Lifetime movie. Your such an anal ranger.

by Erik (Bay) December 26, 2008

anal swab

Pertaining to a guy who steals other peoples calls and uses it on them and claims credit for the calls. What dick thing to do. Yes Guy, im talking to you.

Guy Manton AKA the "Mc stooge" Theif of the payout "anal swab"

by Ma Nigga August 14, 2006

Anal Pouting

Anal pouting is what a boy does when his girl refuses to take it in the rear.

Brian's anal pouting was was not enough to weaken Mary's resolve and open her back door.

by pout inflictor October 6, 2009

Anal Stretcher

Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.

Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.

Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost

Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?

by anal12345 June 9, 2012

Anal squeenching

The act of performing kegel exercises in one's anus.

The porn star's ass is too loose, she needs to do some anal squeenching to tighten it up.

by Feverishgirl August 19, 2011

anal fisher

When taking a massive shit, your rectum splits open cuz the shit is too big. You know when sometimes you think the shit is too big to come out?? Think about it and be careful...

"Damn foo I got an anal fisher the other day and i ahd to get a bunch of stitched to sew up my gooch"

by LaRon May 18, 2006

anal beads

Anals beads is something you put in your arsehole and pull out one by one.

Also now known as a hot fashion accessory worn out in public, much like wearing a string of pearls.

Wow you and Kate are so kewl Brian, but next time wash those anal beads before you put them around your neck. It kinna smells and screams a Springer episode.

by Friday13 September 6, 2010