Top Turkey

n. Imaginary military term for officer in charge or most senior officer

“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”

by Corncakes March 29, 2025

Trump Turkey

a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.

Look at that Trump Turkey!

by Otistube1 May 25, 2025

Turkey on a Golf Course

A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.

"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."

by Gary23 October 22, 2022

turkey tickle

The act of tickling another males perineum with uncircumcised foreskin (also referred to as covered wagon).

hey that turkey tickle really got my gravy flowing!

by balsac_hangzlo November 4, 2015

Turkey Leg

When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.

I don't feel like making a joint with these roaches, might make a turkey leg.

by Moan. November 8, 2020

Catching the crazy turkey

Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.

"You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in her bed." -- Ryan

by MasterFast December 13, 2014

left-handed turkey sandwich

When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.

A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich

by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024