“That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”
by Corncakes March 29, 2025
Get the Top Turkeymug. a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.
by Otistube1 May 25, 2025
Get the Trump Turkeymug. A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
Get the Turkey on a Golf Coursemug. The act of tickling another males perineum with uncircumcised foreskin (also referred to as covered wagon).
by balsac_hangzlo November 4, 2015
Get the turkey ticklemug. When you take your roaches put them in a paper and ball the paper up, with a stem. This resembles a turkey leg.
by Moan. November 8, 2020
Get the Turkey Legmug. Sex that starts with Wild Turkey and is gets too wild to remember. Somewhere in there you kill a chicken.
by MasterFast December 13, 2014
Get the Catching the crazy turkeymug. When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwichmug.