Noah

/ˈˌnōə/
name

1) A very weird human being (if he's human at all). He is the kind of guy who eats plastic fruit and keeps a raccoon that he found in the driveway eating broken glass as a pet. Noah likes to look at himself in the mirror with women's clothes on... creepy... He also tries to get women by bragging about how many gallons of raw eggs he can down in 20 minutes. He's a demon on the dance floor, though. This man invented the Double-Fidget-Spinner-Hoverboard-Airhorn-360-Noscope-Dabbing-Backflip-Whip. Seriously.

verb

1) to try to dab while riding your pet dog like a horse.

2) to be an overall terrible human being.
1) Did you see Noah eat that butterfly? Creepy.

2) Dude, don't go all Noah on us
by PseudonymSid December 28, 2017
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an Indian white boy who makes jokes about Mexican Asian people for thinking that sushi is a burrito and dipping sauce is Donald trumps Dorito flakes on his face

Noah is an aidsical
Obama is not a noah
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a noah is a real heartbreaker. he will lock you into his trap and keep your heart forever. but little do you know he is always in love with any and every female. weather its real or fake love. he doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he doesnt show that he cares. hes real sad but doesnt really let people see. only close ones. hes a rude person and is very self centered. only does things thay benefits him.
girl one:omg is that noah?
girl two:yea, but dont mess with him. he messes with everyone.
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noah is short and yum and hot
noah is hot and yum defined
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he is short and hot yum
noah is yummy
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Noah is the coolest specimen to ever grace this earth, he is superior to all and is no longer considered a mortal due to his coolness. Noah is just so cool nobody can resist him, he is rich, and the strongest creature to ever live.
WOW Noah is so cool
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Noah is the coolest, hottest, strongest creature to ever grace this earth. He is so superior to all many people no longer consider him a mortal and praise him like a god. This is normal since he is god incarnate.
"I pray to Noah everyday." speaker a

"Same!' speaker b
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