j/k

j/k is common'ly used on most internet based chatting advocates it means"just playing,or just joking"playing aroundmostly used in forums or online games.someone says a de`meaning sentence to some one and after 3 seconds, after the other person is already steaming with anger the offender types i am j/k its really stupid in my opinion but it will never fail to be typed, sometimes said outside of the web'.

guy1:hey dude your moms such a bich and a big slut,you wanna know who your dad really is?".

guy2:.......

guy1:j/k hahaha.

by Linux_guy October 23, 2007

Spank The J

another word for masturbation.

Dude, i need to spank the j. i havent in like a week.

by G_DUBSKI September 1, 2009

pav-j

A vast opening between two large poles

Check out that sweet pav-j

by Skloosh May 21, 2009

j-atheist

What most Jews are, and why there are a disproportionate number of Jewish scientists.

"Hey, do you want to go push religion on the world and demand research be done on why the world is flat"?

"Na, I'm a practicing j-atheist."
jew,atheist

by nog-d April 7, 2011

blo-j

When someone gives you a BJ full of OJ!!!!

Peter got a blo-j, but with grape juice and not orange juice.

by Cummy worm November 30, 2010

pulling a j

when someone does something really stupid, annoying and/or slutty.

Fred: Did you see that girl's facebook status? She sounded braindead
Bob: I know, she was totally pulling a j

by motherlover1992 August 11, 2010

J Brod

Local Narc
Crazy Mother called Annie- He has a sister called Mia and a brother that is called Greg. His mom is notoriously known for sleeping with the scituate police department, patrolling the streets and turning in 'future criminals'

Yo its J Brod, whats good yo

by gremlin ohh September 24, 2011