Status Bag

1) A bag many women carry in order to show off monetary wealth, for example Louis Vuitton, Prada and Gucci are very often favorites.
2)Usually over-priced and hard to get, the new status bag changes very often and women keep on buying them.

I just saw her with a Louis Vuitton status bag, I can't believe she's so trendy!
Those status bags are so ugly, I stick to my canvas totes.

by Lindsay February 22, 2005

brown on bag

when your poop drops out of your butthole and smears on the back of your testicles.

austin got brown on bag while defecating on a toilet that was at a strange angle.

by joshee May 23, 2008

bag of sluts

Tons of sluts congregating.

There's a bag of sluts over there.

by Veroncia November 17, 2003

Poo bag

1:A generally annoying, rude or lazy person 2: A socially acceptable way to insult childen in public

Mother : " hey josie can you hand me the remote?" Child: "no, get it yourself!" Mother: "you know josie, you can be a real a poo bag sometimes."

by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011

Bag of beans

A bag usually containing ecstasy, molly, adderal or any other drug that takes a pill form.

Hay man were gonna get turnt I got a bag of beans.

by Skinnyboy696696 June 29, 2014

bag of cunt

Usually a female individual, usually drunk and/or temperamental, noisy, and generally incorrect in assumptions. A woman more interested in ruining her man's good time than breathing. A nagging, rude, obnoxious female. See also cunt bag.

Dude, are you and Sarah going to make it to the Dirty American Playboys show?

No, she is just being a big ol' bag of cunt and won't come out to play!

by Slim Twofingers February 4, 2010

Stabbing The Bag

While performing the sexual act of double penetration a male participant slips out of the female's vaginal or anal orifice. The other retains his position. While attempting reinsertion, the expelled male forcefully jabs his penis into the other male's scrotum. There by, "stabbing the bag." Commonly viewed in porn pornography.

"Father Harry won't swing with us anymore because my husband stabbed his bag."

"I enjoyed DPing Molly with you... Until you stabbed my bag."

"This must be amateur porn; that guy keeps stabbing the bag."

by elBUNBUNofdoom October 17, 2012