Zoom Boom

When you think your Zoom conference is on mute and you fart..... But you realize you forgot to mute...

I was totally on a work Zoom and blasted one... Thought I was muted.. Wasn't... Total Zoom Boom

by Rock Stars From Mars May 12, 2020

Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.

*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*

by chewcyees September 24, 2023

bhartiya zoomer

bunch of unemployed incels laughing on pepe emotesand trying to feel cool about themselves

Yo they at bhartiya zoomers were calling sikhs as pagchods something and spreading hate and when i tried doing veechar they banned me

by fawks March 15, 2021

Zoomie

A term used to refer to the US Air Force.

Damn those jarheads, squids, and dogfaces; zoomies are better.

by l4ur3n October 11, 2006

zoom meeting

a zoom meeting is an online meeting which is a useless way of communicating with your classmates and teachers that do nothing but torture and pressure you. also, it is more shittier than being in school irl since you get distracted easily and the teacher will call you out even when in a zoom meeting with all your classmates.

I hate zoom meetings, I hated it so much that I had to come up with an excuse to leave.

by sagiri izumi May 19, 2020

Zoomar

A sport that has ruled for over thousands of years and has three ultra-extreme levels.

Malcolm have you tried Zoomar?! It fuckin' beats that Parkour crap!

by Zoomar Groupie April 24, 2008

zoom

A television show on PBS with a bunch of snot-nosed kids that do crafts and tell knock-knock jokes.

Come on and zoom. Come on and zuma zuma zuma zoom!

by Jeanette August 9, 2004