Zoomer

A person or object that moves at a very fast pace. A speedster.

We need someone who drives really fast, we need a zoomer.

by RGB berries November 3, 2017

Zoomer

A person who uses the video conference software Zoom

100% of Zoom users are Zoomers

by G Action August 4, 2021

Zoomer

Fierce little creatures that inhabit planet Zebes in "Metroid" games

To get this energy tank you've gotta freeze a zoomer crawling the wall and use it as a platform

by Iliya Antoniuk August 11, 2021

Zoomers

Surfing slang for nude breasts (because your eyes can't help but zoom in on them)

Drug slang for Amphetamines (stimulants which keep you going)

"The surfers were distracted by the zoomers on the beach"

"John popped some zoomers and studied all night."

by Hollatchaboiy March 19, 2023

Zoomer

A person who is typically a part of GenZ and participates in activities that aren't well received in a public space. Being easily triggered and influenced are two attributes of theirs. While not exclusive to them they also tend to be unmotivated, undriven, and lazy.

"He's dancing in front of a hospital bed? What a fucking Zoomer. Recording a Ticktock in the damn hospital show some decency."

by FatherOfNonePersonOfOne February 18, 2023

Churchie Zoomers

A mysterious schoolboy story which no one actually knows the legitimacy of. It dates back to approximately 1982 when a student of Churchie (a boys school in Brisbane), apparently raped a dog named Zoomers. This has given students of churchie the nickname “zoomers” and get shit hung on them for it. It may be the most notorious story of private boys schools in Australia. This also leads to barking towards churchie students and a “ZZZZOOOOOM” when they are ran past.

Southport boy 1: Rugby this weekend ladssss!

Southport boy 2: who vs?

Southport boy 1: Churchie Zoomers

Southport boy 2: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Southport boy 1: ZZZZZZZZZZ

Both Southport boys: Zoomersssssss

by Spuddy Bruv December 23, 2023

zoomer brain

A term used in a humorous or ironic way by especially young people, to reflect the societal damage on their brains. The brain of a zoomer ie. a person of generation z (someone born between 1997 and 2012) has been somewhat damaged by being raised by the internet and social media, and in an economic system in decline. Gen z's have very bad prospects for the future due to ecological, social and economic crisis, which if not apparent now, lies not far in the future. Therefore the zoomer brain reflects a general societal decay. Zoomer brains are often characterized by being quite socially sensitive, anti-social, anxious, depressed, apathic and suffers from a lower attention spans the previous generations.

"I have to watch funny family guy montages while doing my homework due to my zoomer brain"

by Jaxnail69 January 21, 2024