someone that is a retarted goat fucker, rag head, donkey fucker, sand rat. Derp rhinocerous. and it is alla hu akbar retard that comes from eart
by epic dbe April 8, 2015
Get the zackery mug.A man whore, or a womanizer that thinks he can get any girl without any issues. He is an asshole, and he is completely full of himself. He thinks he is SOOOO cool, but in reality he's not. A zander usually try's to act tough and talks alot of crap, and doesnt back it up.
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by zantern June 27, 2006
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Zander is the type of guy every girl dreams of. He’s super sweet. He’s so amazing. Some would even say he’s perfect. He won’t call you pretty, he’ll occasionally call you hot, he might call you sexy, but he will most definitely call you beautiful. If you say “I feel cute” his response would be “you should, you’re beautiful.” He will make you the happiest girl you could ever possibly be. He will make you fall in love with him just like it was love at first sight. He can tell when you’re upset. He will ask what’s wrong. When he kisses you, you get these butterflies in you’re stomach. He gives you that type of feeling where you never want it to end. You always just wanna be in his arms and when you aren’t in his arms, you feel homesick. When you’re in his arms you feel like that’s where you belong.
by Zander’s gf😉 June 16, 2019
Get the Zander Elwood mug.A type of person that is undeniably zesty. Often accompanied with friendly hair, vegetarian shoes, and cute and gay clothes. Never more than 5'5" without Air Forces, typically have shaven body hair. Are easily attracted to light and can be seen wearing a snorkel mask in kiddie pools.
by native_playa December 3, 2022
Get the zaner misu mug.A demonic guy of redneck descent. Often misunderstood and misread, he is classified as a “creeper” by many. The members of society find him difficult to understand, for he is a metal head + Satan worshipper. His natural body scent is masked by the stench of death and sweat. His appearance causes people to act upon prejudice and assume he is a crazy freak because of his long + messy hair, dark clothing, and wolf-like fangs. People end up shrieking in terror before actually getting to know this guy. He isn’t very popular, nor does he have many friends. Nobody understands the real him. Deep inside, he is actually very considerate, caring, and kind. Sure, he has some canine features… But it’s kind of cute. Like a mix of a clueless, newborn puppy and a hungry hyena.
...So fuck prejudice.
...So fuck prejudice.
Person 1: That guy Zander is such a fucking creep.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
Person 2: Uh, what? No he’s not… How would you know, you’ve never even talked to him before.
Person 1: I don’t need to talk to him to know that he’s a creep. I mean look at him. His hair, his clothes… Jesus. He’s a complete mess! Nobody likes him.
Person 2: You don’t know him at all. Fuck you and goodbye.
by PrincessParanoia666 July 17, 2011
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