post wacker

When a female/male gives you an unsatisfactory hand-job. The giver supplies an aggressive/heavy handed act upon the penis.

Becky was a post wacker, she gave a rubbish handy! Definitely won't let her toss me off again.

by boatmen svyc December 14, 2017

Hella Wack

When something is beyond just wack, it's hella wack.

Weird lil boi: Yeet just copped the Gucci door frame.

Any reasonable person: That's hella wack.

by .yA BoI. August 17, 2018

skid wack

defines a person who often a dick head and is annoying most of the time AKA harry lee ...

harry your a skid wack

by jim bab June 8, 2019

ur mum wack gay

just don't

it's instant death

just

just do not

Person 1: Hey fuck u bro
Person 2: *eyes turn solid red, starts floating in the air*
Person 2: ur mum...
Person 1: P-please
Person 1:I-I didn't m-mean to
Person 2: UR MUM
Person 1: NOOOO
Person 2: UR MUM WACK GAY
Person 1: *disintegrates, screaming in agony*

by myguysayswhy June 5, 2018

train track wack

The act of masturbaiting on a railroad while a train is coming in the hopes to finish on the windshield of the train.

Jim: I heard Tommy completed the train track wack yesterday and lost an arm

Bob: Small price to pay for such a title

by SpicyTiger October 15, 2019

Wack the Bird

Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."

Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.

by Paso Robles Slang March 9, 2010

wack it

jerk off. masterbate

She got pissed at me last night so I'm gonna wack it.

by monkeyman30 November 23, 2006