That's What She Said

The greatest dirty joke of all time

* Guy sees a table *
Guy says: "Wowww it's (the table) soo biggg!"
Me: "That's what she said!"

by anonymous April 20, 2021

That’s what she said

A phrase commonly said after a badly worded sentence.

Paul: That’s the wrong hole you idiot
John: That’s what she said

by Y’roue mama November 4, 2020

That’s what she said

A old ass statement that nobody likes anymore unless your seven that is made after a everyday remark that can also be used in the bedroom.

“Dude, why’s is this so fucking hard!”
“That’s what she said!”
“Dude, shit the fuck up!”

by The man under the mask April 11, 2022

That’s what she said

A phrase that can easily work it’s way into any conversation. The “she” is purely hypothetical, and it is usually said after somebody says something that the hypothetical “she” would say during sex. There is a variant of this phrase: “That’s what he said,” and it is the same, but for something that the male would say during sex.

That’s what she said:
Guy1: Where do I put this worksheet?
Guy2: In this hole.
Guy1: That’s what she said.

That’s what he said:
Guy1: WTF is on my hot dog?!
Guy2: That’s what he said.

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

That's what she said!

A women joke about saying "what she said"

Jack: Bro this Is so hard

Dylan: That's what she said!

by ImTheMars September 30, 2020

That’s what she said

The affirmative to a question asking if she said something

Them: did she say that?
Me: that’s what she said

by Post modernism fof December 20, 2019

That’s what she said

Something that you can say in school and get in trouble for because it adds a sexual meaning to what someone said.

Teacher: Do you know what 1 + 1 is?
Student: Ask us what 7004475 x 4664476473 is.
Teacher: I don’t expect anyone to know what that is.
Student: Do you know what it is?
Teacher: It’s harder than the last one.
Student: That’s what she said.
Teacher: Detention!

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023