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welfare blackberry 

One who possesses no job or other means of income but still has an expensive mobile phone plan. Inevitably this phone plan is funded by welfare benefits.
"Shoot man, your cousin's smart phone is phat! How can she afford that with all those mouths to feed?"

"She uses her government check for that--it's her welfare blackberry."

Welfare Whoreism

A woman's act of breeding with no intention of nurturing fathers basic rights.

Women who play victim in a corrupt justice system in an effort to keep kids away from their father and make financial gains

Any woman who has children with a man then moves them away and files custody packet in any other county that will make it hard to impossible for father to see his children.

Any woman who willfully stays unemployed and continues to rape the welfare system: some while have multiple children with multiple partners.

Your mom
Many fathers are without their kids on fathers day due to such a vast spread of welfare whoreism

welfare pimp 

A man that lives off of women with public assistance
You laying up in that lady house not paying any bills living off of food stamps n housing you a welfare Pimp
welfare pimp by Shanaia September 17, 2018

Welfare Mic

To have excessive background noise that can be heard through your headset during in-game chat, usually a symptom of being on welfare.
Dude, mute your fucking headset. You’re welfare mic’ing hard.
Welfare Mic by SneakyPorchSpook April 18, 2020

Welfare Cowboy 

(n)A rural white male lacking employable skills or education, who receives or benefits indirectly or is directly dependent on federal or state government financially or via services, but also can include support by charity, community, parental or other dependance. Some welfare cowboys also denounce or are activly hostile towards their government at varying levels, posess extremist tendancies and in-group isolation, high susceptibility to peer pressure, marketing and branding, and hold prevalance of racist, antisocial and obstructionist propaganda.

(n)A welfare queen in a cowboy hat.
(n) Males (often angry or pre-instigated) are overarmed and uneducated, holding beliefs of dominance and entitlement, consume all resources around them, and hold disregard or ignorance for out-groups, social laws, public land usage and ecology. Welfare cowboys in certain cases can commit seditious criminal conspiracy, decade-lasting damage to lands though ranching practices, hunting camps and refuse, and pursue numerouns vanities including large trucks guns and toys. Many hold credit card and high interest debt exceeding $10,000 or are otherwise financally insolvent. Abuse of alcohol, tobacco, and meat/carb heavy diet lead to myriad health problems and medical expenses furthering welfare depenance
Female: Welfare Sow. Can posesses same attributes as male, or unique traits beyond, typically prescrition drug abuse, depression, strong religious tendencies and xenophobia.
"Turns out the Great American Cowboy is nothing more than a Welfare Cowboy, a taker, who uses up , damages and demands public resources for a fraction of fair market value"

"This plaque dedicates a trench of feces dug by Welfare Cowboys during their Alamo at the heron preserve"
Welfare Cowboy by Benny Dan August 13, 2016

Welfare Mom 

Usually a fat bitch that has about 10 children that she keeps locked in a room just so she can get checks from the government.
That bitch has 12 children locked in a room that are fed stale bread yet shes getting $2000 a month. What a welfare mom.