weatherman

A bloke who makes all the girls around him wet.

Hey! Did you see that weatherman last night? He left with three girls.

by the real uncle g December 2, 2019

weather ball

a large sphere on top of the citizens bank building in downtown flint michigan, s. saginaw st. to be exact... a local landmark of sorts... it glows, and the color indicates the next day's weather. red= warmer, blue= colder, yellow= the same temp. if it is blinking then it means precipitation.

person 1: did you see the weather ball?
person 2: yeah it was blinking yellow.
person 1: dammit, i hate rain!

by green_eyes April 30, 2006

Nipple-Weather

The Act Of Your Nipples Getting Hard Cause Its Freaking Freezing

"Im Freezing My House.. Its Like Nipple-Weather In Here"

by Ashlee_(H) October 9, 2008

fair weather fuck

Someone who is only around for sex and will stop spending time with you when you stop fucking them.

Fred turned into a fair weather fuck when I stopped having sex with him.

by FMonty. October 26, 2013

Sweater Weather

1-Song used as a code to identify bisexual people
•Ask someone if they like sweater weather, if they say yes, they are bisexual!

(Some people don’t know about this code, so not everyone who says yes might be bi)

2-Sweater weather is also known as the Bisexual anthem.

•It’s not an official anthem, it’s taken as a bi joke, people call this song the bi anthem to joke around :)

1-
Person 1: “hey, do you listen to sweater weather?🙃“
Person 2: “yeah!😉“
Person 1: *now knows person 2 is bisexual*

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2-
*someone plays the song sweater weather*
Bisexual person: “everyone, stand up to the anthem!😎”

by Addy writes September 23, 2020

Weatherford Community College

(n.)-a synonym for the most strenuous, boring circle of hell. This circle distinguishes itself from the other circles of hell by having more rednecks, more cowboys, more old people, more middle aged smokers with rolling backpacks, less sexy people, less intelligence and ultimately, less FUN.

WC Student #1 - Jesus will save me from the flames of hell's eternal fury.

WC Student #2 - Nah, bro. We go to Weatherford Community College.

by Highly Refined Pirate February 22, 2010

News Not the Weather

When someone is talking and is spitting and spraying saliva at you...

Hey, did you see the sick outfit on Sarah?

Yea - I did, and by the way, I asked for The News not the Weather - dude you just soaked me!! get a napkin and wipe me off...

by B. Hanback February 10, 2009