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Ween

1) Slang for "penis", "dick", "weiner", or whatever the hell you call it.

2) A cool, albeit weird AF rock duo consisting of Gene Ween (Gener) and Dean Ween (Deaner) originating from New Hope, PA sometime around 1985, and they've been making the brownest music known to man ever since. They're most well known for making the Ocean Man song, and for being mocked on Beavis and Butthead. One time they even made a song where the lyrics are a guy ordering a bunch of Mexican food.
1: I'm gonna shoot your ween off with a Nerf gun. Any last words?

2: Stephen Hillenburg was a fan of Ween, and for good reason!
by Honeycomb Dude November 18, 2020
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Ween

Yessssss ween
by Nat&cami November 21, 2017
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Ween

Two pussmen, weaker than sween
Ween is bare weak styl
by Bigmansween November 11, 2021
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Ween

Similar to a pheen a ween is a person known for lingering around for large periods of time usually at shops, compounds, trap houses where large amounts of drugs typically meth is being used. They will smoke all your shit, hit your stem, drink your bong water, lick your bag, carpet surf etc for a ghost hit. Their only contribution to this 24/7 trailer trapping lifestyle is exchanging of sexual favors, their children’s belongings, or stolen merchandise such as jerky, seasoning, meat from local meat market where her bf/ roommate withholds employment whom is in complete oblivion of who she really is.
L.O. “Hey Jorde heard you had a bag. I’ll clean your shop for $60 bucks & some shit….”
Jorde “ L.O. Stop acting like such a ween. You know the drill.”
L.O. “ only if you let me dig thru Lindsey’s stuff some more afterwards.”
Jorde “okay but don’t tell anyone this time!”
by Glddiggin?definitionGoGettr! August 10, 2025
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Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.
“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”
by UserKing004 September 12, 2018
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ween juice

Weiner liquid. When a male has fluid on his penis, either from a partner or his own accomplishment. Cervical mucous, lady cum, man jiz all may be attributed to ween jooos.
"Holy shit Carol. There is so much ween juice... you're welcome."

Uhhh, I'm going to go shower.
by betsyandrews January 25, 2018
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Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation
"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"
by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 9, 2020
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