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Flag Waver

Flags are little pieces of colored cloth that are used to create division amongst people.
Flags are handy to use in wars, so you know which side to kill.

A “flag waver” is an overly, misguided patriotic who hangs many flags around the outside of their house, waves them in their hands or attaches them to their vehicles.

Some of the more inbred “Hill Billy,” “Chuckle Head” individuals will even stick a giant flag on a tall pole and attach it to the back of their vehicle so that they can slowly drive around town with the big flag flapping in the wind for all to see.

These “people?” get easily excited and would be the first to verbally send you off to some unjust war to rape and pillage some far away country. These wars are usually created by big businesses that use government politicians as their puppets to make money. These wars/business ventures are really for stealing some other country’s natural resources while killing their inhabitants in the name of “giving them democracy,” eradicating non-existent “weapons of mass-destruction,” etc.

Hitler was really into his flags. During the height of World War II, if you were the one guy on the block who didn’t have your big Nazi flag floating in the wind out front, you could get a one-way ticket to a concentration camp for being a malcontent and unpatriotic.
Lenny is one hell of a flag waver. He just sent his son off to a war to risk his life so our oil companies could get rich. What an idiot...
by Ian De La Rosa July 30, 2013
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the wave

Wave is the hype like what everyone is doing
Whats is the wave? Playing Baskteball today is the wave
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Rod Wave

Rod Wave is really the realest nigga alive wit sum great asf music make sure yall listen to PRAY 4 LOVE.
Bruh Rod Waves new single is better than lil Baby's whole albumn
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Wave

To click, bond, or connect. To work smoothly, and well. This word originated from the idea of being on the same “wavelength” as someone.
Our personalities wave together.

I wave with her, but not with him.
by Hope_7 March 11, 2022
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scornful farm wives

These are those tired old worn out bags that have worked the same lame ass factory job for 30 years or more and haven't advanced their knowledge since the first week. They are jealous of anyone who took the time to educate themselves and are vicious and anal. It is fun to make them squirm by waliking around with tape measures and talking in scientific or engineering terms.
"Boy, wouldn't it be nice if those scornful farm wives would retire once and for all? They haven't done anything except share recipes all goddamned day."
by running out of patience January 5, 2008
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wave riders

To follow someone's action or to believe in something that you don't believe in so you would be considered cool.
They are wave riders don't hang out with them.
by Omar Mohamed January 19, 2019
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Waveology

Teachings in the sacred art of the Wave™.

This covers basics such as:

Reaching and maintaining the lit point,

The best techniques for shotgunning a beer,

The most suited alcohol type dependant on mood and occasion, etc.
A master of Waveology will always have a good time no matter the motive
by Steeevo123 November 26, 2019
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