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Anal Waterboard

The act of being tied up, facing the floor, blindfolded, and simultaneously having water drip down into your anal cavity every so often.
Man shut up, I'll anal waterboard your ass.
Anal Waterboard by WordMasterDmoney November 21, 2025

Textually Waterboarding

The act of reading Fly Away Peter by David Malouf
"I'm an English teacher and I'm Textually Waterboarding my class by making them read Fly Away Peter by David Malouf."

Sporadic Like A Waterboardu 

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Sporadic Like A Waterboardu

Worse-than-waterboarding

Worse-than-waterboarding is an adjective AND adverb. It is used to describe something torturous, shitty or downright malicious that somebody does to you, what you do to somebody, shit like math tests, etc.
Erik: What’s good, man? There’s no way there’s a test today, right, retard?
Mike: Yeah.
-(5 hours later)-
Erik: *Sitting at his desk* This fuckass test is Worse-than-waterboarding.
Mike: I’m winging it.
Erik: *Quietly* What a brainless fuck…