A person who masturbates excessively
by Phairman Buckets November 30, 2016
Get the Wanker mug.The type of person to make plans with you and your friends but instead of meeting up at the arranged time they will happen to chance open someone in a different fucking then you and proceed to spend around an hour with them making you wait for two hours due to their incompetence and faggotry. They will then make you late to see another friend in a sports match and you only watch them lose.
"Did you hear about what Stephen did the other day"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"
"Yeah he left his friends for some others people"
"What a fucking wanker with a squarehead"
by YellowEyes73 December 13, 2021
Get the Wanker mug.A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser
by bigwangman November 9, 2015
Get the Wanker mug.political bullshit in the workplace..... cowardliness in challenging anyone or thing with power or influence !!
''you can say that at work . we know its corporate wankerism but you'll get into trouble if you speak your mind like that''
by ozwald cobblepot February 18, 2015
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2.you look like a wanker when you dance
3. Stop acting like a wanker
2.you look like a wanker when you dance
3. Stop acting like a wanker
by le meilleur December 16, 2016
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