Wad Eye 

When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.

I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!

Wad Eye by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

dick wad 

A person who's just an asshole ALL the time.

Guy: Hey did you see that dude over there?
Me: Yeah. He's a dick wad

dick wad by Beatlelover88 June 28, 2014

Cum Wad 

When one is done beating their cock, a guy usually explodes his load into toilet paper. Thus, making it a cum wad!

John: I came so much last night.
Friend: Who did you fuck?
John: Nobody I came in some toilet paper and threw that cum wad into the trash can.

Cum Wad by Jerk-off Pro January 1, 2012

Money wad

1. A bunch of cash

2. Huge ejaculation

He blew a money wad on her new set of tits.

Money wad by booblover July 23, 2010

spank wad 

A term commonly used to describe a tissue that has been viciously soaked by man matter.

Bro, I was taking out the trash and I found one of your spank wad's

spank wad by El Jhay August 11, 2017

Fag wad

Someone who's a faggot and a wad of shit at the same time

"Mason's being such a fag wad today; who pissed in his cereal?¿"

Fag wad by Hypocritical Hypocrite July 12, 2017

rage-wad 

A compressed ball, roll, or lump of human being composed of violent, explosive anger. Roots: GBC IX

Russell Crowe is an unironic rage-wad.

rage-wad by Allie June 30, 2005