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Home to great history, beautiful scenery, southern hospitality--yes, isn't it hard to imagine people actually being friendly and polite !--and smoking hot southern women.
Look at that handsome southern gentleman and that gorgeous southern belle, I bet they're from Virginia.
by r.e.leeXXVIII May 5, 2007
Get the Virginia mug.A Small City / Large Town in Southwestern Virginia. It can be said this is the region that time forgot. Very little changes here and not a recommended area to live if you have some vivaciousness and spunk in you.
Unfortunately Lynchburg's most notable resident is the late Jerry Falwell and his founded institution of biased higher learning, Liberty University, an evangelical college.
Social Progressiveness will always take a back seat to narrow mindedness in Lynchburg so be wary.
And has it been covered there is nothing to do here?? Yes? Ok, good.
Unfortunately Lynchburg's most notable resident is the late Jerry Falwell and his founded institution of biased higher learning, Liberty University, an evangelical college.
Social Progressiveness will always take a back seat to narrow mindedness in Lynchburg so be wary.
And has it been covered there is nothing to do here?? Yes? Ok, good.
Mr. T and Me are strolling down a street in Lynchburg, Virginia one afternoon, trying to find something to do. A woman comes walking down the street.
ME: Excuse me miss, but what is there to do in Lynchburg?
WOMAN: Well, unfortunately not much out of the same ol same ol.
ME: So living here is pretty much a drag then, huh?
WOMAN: But Lynchburg is a great place to raise a family!!
Mr. T starts blowing fire out of his ears, rips his shirt off with his expanding muscles, and runs on top a car and squashes it.
WOMAN: Did I say something wrong?
MR. T: I pitty the fool that say that one more time!! One more time!!
ME: Excuse me miss, but what is there to do in Lynchburg?
WOMAN: Well, unfortunately not much out of the same ol same ol.
ME: So living here is pretty much a drag then, huh?
WOMAN: But Lynchburg is a great place to raise a family!!
Mr. T starts blowing fire out of his ears, rips his shirt off with his expanding muscles, and runs on top a car and squashes it.
WOMAN: Did I say something wrong?
MR. T: I pitty the fool that say that one more time!! One more time!!
by lltj September 26, 2009
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Virginia is a great person who is always willing to help. Usually a Blonde bombshell. Friendly, smart and so much more, she really has everything going for her.
Virginia is a great person who is always willing to help. Usually a Blonde bombshell. Friendly, smart and so much more, she really has everything going for her.
by V123 April 12, 2009
Get the Virginia mug.by highpocket79 April 16, 2010
Get the virgina mug.A decent town to live in. It's mainly suburbs and shopping centers with a filthy beach that is overrun by rude tourists in the summer. There's a bad gang problem that is covered up by the police. Lots of history, and an OK place to live if you get far enough away from the Norfolk border. We speak with a funny Southern accent and it's very diverse due to the many military bases in the area.
Tourist - Virginia Beach is great!
Local - You kidding? This beach is jank and dirty. I don't get why you people like to come here.
Local - You kidding? This beach is jank and dirty. I don't get why you people like to come here.
by tbontbtitq August 14, 2011
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