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Vance

When a colleague just randomly enters the conversation with a nonsensical statement.
JD was a total Vance today. He accused Zander in person of starting a fight with Victor when visiting Zander in hospital and then started yelling for Zander to apologise while Victor was next door having his broken hand treated.
by OZRA April 3, 2025
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Vance

"It's been a long day. I'm going to go home, break out the latex gloves, and have a good old-fashioned vance."
by loveseat2025 July 26, 2024
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Vance

its vance.
by animecatgirl November 25, 2021
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Vance

Noun. A severe penile abrasion, esp. one gained during unprotected sexual intercourse with a couch.
Man, I got such a bad vance the other night that my doctor told me I had to lay off the love seat for a whole week.
by Apsis July 26, 2024
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Vancing

To have sexual intercourse with a couch.
"I came home and found Billy Vancing with our new loveseat! We're gonna need some Scotch guard"
by UrPalBrgs July 24, 2024
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Mag Vanc

A normal person, with a twist. The person probably has a mental disease or some kind of brain-fart. He is surrounded by women, but not women that you can kiss with, but women in the family. People normally hate him, and he is very annoying.
GUY#1 Omg, here comes John. He is suck a Mag Vanc

GUY #2 You always need to win an argument, you're such a Mag Vanc
by Kim Anders3n December 5, 2016
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Vance

Originally a surname, this name is derived from the old English word fenn, meaning “marshland.” Vance is also ancestrally linked to Scotland, where the name evolved from Norman settlers of the de Vaux clan.
You can't seriously be supported by Vance, a marshland, is unbuildable, and usually sanctioned for wildlife and eco-systems.
by #rejectproject2025 July 24, 2024
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