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dick vacuum 

a dirty, dirty, dirty tramp who sucked your dick, and you don't know her name
Damn, that bitch is a dick vacuum.

Yo, I met that bitch last night, and she gave me that head. That girl is a dick vacuum.

What a dick vacuum.

Man, Elisa is a dick vacuum. Wait, I know her name. She's just a slut.

Chocolate Vacuum 

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.
Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.
Chocolate Vacuum by The JWho September 6, 2010

Cum vacuum 

A woman ( or man) that loves to suck the cock and swallow.
Mixx is a huge cum vacuum.
Cum vacuum by Rick rosse November 19, 2006

Australian vacuum 

A sexual maneuver involving going "down under" and sucking the filth/exrement out of someone's butthole while manuvering the penis manually back and forth, the way one moves a vaccuum cleaner over a carpet.
I can't believe Jamese suggested that she give me an Australian vacuum, and then tried to kiss me afterwards! Oi, oi, oi!
Australian vacuum by neergmas March 19, 2009

The Vacuum 

When banging a girl doggystyle you grab her by the wrists and pull both arms back towards you. Thus causing her to nosedive into the bed/couch/floor. The moaning and heavy breathing causes a vacuum effect upon any surface her face comes in contact with. This move is not for the faint of heart but one that can yield spectacular results. In other words, it's a game changer.
This girl I date loves when I go caveman on her and put her in "the vacuum".
The Vacuum by Impact Jackson September 11, 2009

The Spiker Jr. Vacuum 

While youre tongue fucking a hot chick, you suck on her clit with your upper lip, while the tongue is still in motion.
1. I was going down on her and I started doing the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

2. I was hooking up with this hot chick and she said babe, lets get freaky, do the Spiker Jr. Vacuum.

3. Stephen Max Spiker Jr. (no Joke) He'll do it to you too.