Weather update

When you have to announce something has changed
Based on ‘History of the World by Bill Wurtz

“How’s Jack?”
“Weather update: he cheated on me so I killed him”
“Nice”
Ps-i never killed somebody I just put it there for dark comedic reasons

by Planetaceofspades June 16, 2024

stealth update

A stealth update is when a game updates without telling you about it, this is a common problem for games on steam which can update without consent or warning

Gamer: Pheew, i spent hours modding a game
Steam: Do it again!
Gamer: What?
Steam: Stealth update got you frickface!
Gamer: Frick you Steam!

by Wolf14Vargen14 July 27, 2024

rateusz update

rateusz update is definition of something never updating.

A: I wonder when a
Apple phones will be really cheap.
B: Probably when rateusz update.

by rat111 July 17, 2021

Sawsk (Updated)

this is selfexplanatory

with respect to Sawsk,
- TheGreatJan

sawsk (updated) i am incredibly sorry

by thegreatjan October 10, 2021

Oxygen Updater

Oxygen Updater is a free Android app to receive OxygenOS Over The Air (OTA) updates faster. Easy, safe and supports all non-carrier OnePlus devices.

Indian: sir android 10 update when?!1
Intellectual: Just use Oxygen Updater, my man.

by SomeDumbAccount March 18, 2020

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

Marion-Update

When someone is providing you with too much information, it is also considered a Marion Update.

"No I swear it's not a Marion-Update, I will just summarize the date quickly.

by walliselle September 24, 2020