hit me up

(verb) a phrase used exclusively by tools and douches to (ineffectually) entice others to get in touch.

Douche: Word bro, hit me up later.
You: *pass*

Tool: Yo, hit me up if you guys are going to party tonight, cool?
You: *pass*

Idiot: Hit me up when you get in town. Let's go pick up chicks.
You: *pass*

by wronghandle2 October 31, 2013

hit me up

turning someone on in a sexual way to get them in the mood for sex

hey babe why don't you hit me up tonight

by unicorn isabel900 January 23, 2017

dab me up

To greet someone with a handshake or high five

"Aye come dab me up"

"Damn you aint gonna dab me up bro?"

by Secktr June 23, 2016

hand-me-ups

A pair of pants a person wears that are so tight it appears as though they borrowed them from their little sister.

Hand-me-ups are usually worn by individuals who are "emo"

The depressed emo boy was beat up at school for wearing hand-me-ups. Not by his peers, but by his little sister for taking her pants without asking.

pants tight non-heterosexual ridiculous emo sister rainbow

by johnnystockness June 27, 2009

slurp me up

to give a blowjob.

hey baby, slurp me up.

by haha687 November 5, 2009

slanging me up

To teach or instruct someone (particularly a person in which the instructor has a strong fondness for and affinity with so that said bond is that much stronger) in the nuances of slang and urban vernacular.

"It's ok baby-boo, go make that paper." Andy said to Ally.
"I don't understand what you're saying to me, what does that mean?" Asked Ally as she squinted her hazel eyes not quite understanding what Andy was saying to her.
"It means go to work and eventually get paid" said Andy.
"You are totally slanging me up hun" said Ally with her eyes full of awe and wonder as she let out a cute and whimsical laugh.

by Fuzzypanda June 27, 2014

Hit me up

to request something in a pimping manner

"Hey waitress! Hit me up with a Mr. Pib.

by Michael Fab March 11, 2015