Sneezing Unicorn

A gentle, two-phase queef.

Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.

by fewbs April 15, 2009

pink fluffy unicorn

a cute little pony that likes to dance on rainbows :D

pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows.

by Nyan cat WTF June 6, 2011

rainbows and unicorns

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.

It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!

by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013

French unicorn

The act of a man having sex with a person from behind (i.e. 'doggy style') until he nears orgasm, whereupon he withdraws, straddles his partner's head and places his erection on his or her forehead so that it protrudes at the moment of ejaculation like a magical unicorn horn.

My boyfriend surprised me with a French unicorn for my birthday.

by Hautecake January 23, 2010

angry unicorn

Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.

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Goddamnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn?

by conjuu February 20, 2005

Unicornsexual

It means no sexual feelings for humans, probaly just fictional characters

B: My daughter/son is so Unicornsexual
A : *Ignores everyone and reads/watches books/movies*

by Lemirila June 5, 2015

wet unicorn

During sexual intercourse between two males, when one male puts his erect penis on the other males forehead(mushroom tip on forehead) and ejaculates, while making pony noises.

"Oh my gawd ! Tom tried the wet unicorn on me last night and it was amazing ! My forehead never felt better !" exclaimed Jon to Ricky

by Khunt McCunter June 5, 2014