It's where a man goes to the city of Chernobyl and grows an extra dick, meaning you now have 3 heads. One on your neck, and now 2 where the sun don't shine.
Guy 1: Dude, look at me! I'm a Ukrainian Hydra!
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
Guy 2: Wow, I've never seen someone with 2 dicks before. I wonder if I can fit both of them in my mouth.
Guy 1: Well then go for it, son! I bet you can't handle this.
by aiwefal April 30, 2025
Get the Ukrainian Hydra mug.Ukrainian Tickle tag is the Ukrainian version of 'Tickle tag,' however, it can only be played after consuming a large amount of Uranium ore from the ruins of Chernobyl. It is usually played in war torn environments, like Chicago, Toronto, Camden NJ, or Pyongyang.
Man 1: "Man, why did my Lacrosse coach tell us to play Ukrainian Tickle tag?"
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."
Man 2: "augh... im getting so big....."
by CakeyLLily April 23, 2025
Get the Ukrainian Tickle Tag mug.Ukrainian Double Dipping: a sexual act consisting of ejaculating inside of a persons anal canal, then having them shit out the ejaculate into your mouth
“Hey jerry, sorry i’m late, Karen was giving a Ukrainian Double Dip in the gender neutral bathroom!”
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Get the Ukrainian didn't they get nuked mug.1. Absolute gigachads that are braver and stronger than people from any other country.
2. The most oversexualized race in existence. If you search "Ukrainian" and go to page 2 and the pages after that it's all just weird sex shit.
2. The most oversexualized race in existence. If you search "Ukrainian" and go to page 2 and the pages after that it's all just weird sex shit.
by I eat poop 69 July 5, 2022
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by Totally not Mikaylah April 17, 2023
Get the Russian-Ukrainian war mug.A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans
I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.
by SomeShitPoster January 18, 2023
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