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Twofer

A Catholic that only goes to mass on Easter and Christmas. Usually an annoyance to those who go every sunday.
-"We should leave for Christmas mass early."
-"Why?"
-"Becuase all the damn twofers are going to take up the seats!"
by superrandomperson March 1, 2011
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troof

Factually inaccurate conspiracy theories; a spin off of "9/11 Truth"
"Did you see the guys with the picket signs and t-shirts down by the WTC memorial today?"
"Yeah, I hate Troofers, they just watch a bunch of YouTube videos and assume the author's veracity and benevolence."
by SLOSam January 21, 2008
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twofer

When buying marijuana a twofer is a deal buying two grams for thirty dollars.
Customer: Hey! can you hook it up with a twofer?

Seller: For sure that will be thirty bucks.
by denim420 January 13, 2010
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Twoot

v. - to tweet your fart
Joesph: (pff) Oh, i gotta go twoot that.
by TheHaloReacher July 27, 2011
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twofur

Two for one. Two for one deal. Two for the price of one. Killing two birds with one stone.
I contacted the story teller and he will be coming on Tuesday for the office meeting. He also wants to come on Wednesday for an open invitation story hour in addition to Tuesday. We got a twofur.
by JennyAnyDots1313 December 14, 2011
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toofah

Pronounced "too-fuh". Refering to the "two for one deal" in British supermarkets. It is used to add fluidity to everyday supermarket conversation (or any area that requires the act of purchasing) as the use of "two for one" has the tendency to slow down what would be a very quick sentence. As England is expensive supermarkets have introduced "two for one" deals, the population thrives on these deals in an attempt to keep the cost of their weekly shopping down.
"wait! buy these ones, they're on a toofah."

"it was on a toofah, had to buy it."

"man you got ripped off, i got those yesterday on a toofah"

"excuse me check out girl, do you have these on toofah?"
by Snake Wedderburn September 21, 2006
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twofur

The act of snorting 2 oxycodone 30mg pills in one line
Im finna snort this twofur to get pifted my nigga!
by Honkydorie December 5, 2018
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