fag twig

A homosexual person who is short and has a short penis.

A: Dude, A-sol is such a fag twig!
B: Yea, and his penis is pretty small too!

by craze3 October 27, 2006

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Twig Dick

When one has a dick as as thick as a twig or .25"

Keven's was told by Mirands that he had a twig dick

by ObamasPenis March 29, 2015

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turkish twig

yo blunt nigga! look for hand rolled goodness. no stems or seeds and only the finest sticky green;a camel ciggerette; some rat head bitch always trien to get ya goods nigga!

yo's bro, that is some fine chroniic you got there! let me slide it into a tirkish twig and get this shit started.; George Bush, throw me that tirkish twig, i enjoy their smooth flavor and sharp taste.; Damn nigga! that fuckn turkish twig bitch is back again! GET HER BEFORE SHE RUINS R CARPETS!

by T0KE July 11, 2006

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twig and two berries

a penis and two balls

a term used to describe your penis

when twig is used alone it often refers to a small penis

see also berries

You hit me in the twig and two berries

by yo May 13, 2004

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dust the ole twig

You get this filthy pig that hungry for some jizz and you take her on a car ride. Put 19 packets of sweet-n-low on your cock to sweeten the deal. As soon as she starts giving you head drive like a bat of a hell. Your mission.....GET PULLED OVER. As soon as you get pulled over pull up your pants and act innocent. She will have a sweet-n-low beard which resembles cocaine. Tell the officer she is crazy and strung out. Pop open a beer and watch her little ass get arrested.

I was taking a shit by the bowling alley and spotted a seventh day adventist. I got her in the car and she agreed to dust the ole twig... that shit was all over the newspapers for a week.

by FILTHYPIG October 11, 2006

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