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Twelve car garage

Being a fookin loser
Why you got a twelve car garage. Gang
by Its6PM October 24, 2017
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Twelve

A series about cats and dogs that makes you cry and feel other things. Common side effects after watching this are crying, and yelling things such as: "I CAN RELATE" "SAME" "I SHIP MOP" "I SHIP MIMP" "I WANT MY TWO REAPERS TO MAKE LOVE" "WILLOW DESERVES TO HAVE FRIENDS" "I GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ITS *IMP*ORTANT" "IMP WHAT DID YOU DO" "*CHUCKS INTO THE VOID WHEE" "CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO FLY" "WE NEED TO BUILD A WALL AND THE VESSELS WILL PAY FOR IT" "I NEVER WANTED TO LIE TO YOU" "I CRI EVERYTINE" "ALYIMP IS SO CUTE!!!!!! SCREEEE!!!" and "WHEE WHOO WHEE WHOO".
"So what series have you been watching lately?"
"Uh... Twelve?"
"What? Like thr time?"
"No! The PMV Series"
"What?"
"HAHAHA We have a lot to talk about..."
by CringyKrypton June 4, 2018
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Twelve

Cops, police, feds and all that shit
Fuck twelve
Shit, there is a twelve knocking kn the door
by Sandy Low Rider July 19, 2017
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twelve

the age of most children who play fortnite
Person 1: Hey, see that kid over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He must be twelve!
by dufixuonsfos February 16, 2019
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Nine Twelve

Anything post 9/11 attack. After 9/11 America became even more sensitive to everything than it already was. Basically the Nine Twelve world is when Karen’s came into existence.

Sub Definition: being mind blown or being bamboozled. Like if you were bait and switched on a date, or your date dined and dashed on you, or you got an extra gratuity feed for dinner AND paid a tip. You got nine twelved.
I can’t believe that lady grabbed the last apple! She may as well have shot my child. “Oh don’t be so nine twelve (9/12) about it. It’s just an Apple.”
by Myles Payne January 28, 2025
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twelv

Ugly and pretty with a big butt that is flabby, and is around the age of twelve and mental age of 2 and a half
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ugh she is so twelv
by surahpe15 February 9, 2018
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Twelve in the tail

Receiving anal (sex) from one who has a 12" or a very large penis
"She do anal?"
"Does she. MAN, SHE TAKE TWELVE IN THE TAIL!
by WNGSPAN April 1, 2019
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