tweet gnome

Someone who accompanies a celebrity or VIP and maintains a twitter account on their behalf.

A political canditate has a tweet gnome in their entourage while on an election campaign. "I was David Cameron's tweet gnome during the election race.

by eddietheill July 26, 2010

thirst tweet

A post on twitter about a popular celebrity or person,often showing sexual attraction to the person.
Usually has the person's name in it. Neckbeards sometimes make these posts towards a female popular person.

TT: I'd hook up with {celebrity},You cant deny him either!

Person: girl stop thirst tweeting

by mushroomplanet January 24, 2022

Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

tweet and meet

when you post your location on twitter, and someone at the same place tweets you wanting to meet up.

girl 1: hey where are you going?
girl 2: to the restroom i just got a tweet and meet from val.

by gloryroo October 24, 2009

Tweet Bomb

When one decides to spam one particular tweet to their followers on twitter.

Especially when making it a Trending Topic.

vdistaulo: I'm going to Tweet Bomb #jkheartvdistaulo.
BlogTVers: We'll make it a Trending Topic.
minutes later...
Twitter: You have exceeded your tweet amount for today. Try again later.

by Blackflame619 September 6, 2009

hiney tweets

What older generations think is high-pitched flatulence, but is in actuality, meaningless tweets that are the equivalent of flatulence.

It became apparent that his hiney tweets had laid the groundwork for his ultimate conviction once he leaves office.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2018

leet tweet

A message making oneself appear superior than another human being via twitter.

"Look at his leet tweet, he just keeps bragging about how many follower he has."

by xkuay March 2, 2010