moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

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tweet gnome

Someone who accompanies a celebrity or VIP and maintains a twitter account on their behalf.

A political canditate has a tweet gnome in their entourage while on an election campaign. "I was David Cameron's tweet gnome during the election race.

by eddietheill July 26, 2010

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Commander in tweet

The 45th President of the United States of America, Donald J. Trump.

Another day, another embarrassment by the Commander in tweet.

by ScryBaby June 13, 2017

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tweet and meet

when you post your location on twitter, and someone at the same place tweets you wanting to meet up.

girl 1: hey where are you going?
girl 2: to the restroom i just got a tweet and meet from val.

by gloryroo October 24, 2009

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Tweet Bomb

When one decides to spam one particular tweet to their followers on twitter.

Especially when making it a Trending Topic.

vdistaulo: I'm going to Tweet Bomb #jkheartvdistaulo.
BlogTVers: We'll make it a Trending Topic.
minutes later...
Twitter: You have exceeded your tweet amount for today. Try again later.

by Blackflame619 September 6, 2009

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