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Yeat’s Turban Factory

Year’s Turban Factory is a strict labor facility that consist of creating, packaging, and sending out scarfs- I mean turbans. The workers are made up of Twitter trolls who’ve spoken ill about Yeats name and have been forcefully taken there to serve an eternity sentence of Twizz Labor.
You better stop trolling or you’ll get taken to Yeat’s Turban Factory in your sleep.
by Yeat Enthusiasts April 4, 2022
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Afghani turban queef

When an Afghanistan person adjusts their turban and a pocket of trapped smelly air is released. Producing a queef like sound.
Rob: Andrew you're an asshole.

Andrew: Well, you're an Afghani turban queef.
by Johnny Twotone May 4, 2014
mugGet the Afghani turban queefmug.

Turkish Turban

when you are fucking a girl and you dont have a condom so you take her turban wrap it around your cock bang her then once you have jizzed put it back on her head
damn! i should have ran out and got condoms, instead i had to turkish turban that bitch
by DBEEEBSS April 16, 2008
mugGet the Turkish Turbanmug.

All Star Turban

When an indian friend has a turban and thinks hes good at basketball
That muslim indian fat fuck is an All Star Turban
by All Star Turban November 15, 2014
mugGet the All Star Turbanmug.

red-turbaned monkey

A swollen, throbbing erection seeking release.
"I unleashed the red-turbaned monkey and she begged me for more!"
by Remy11 April 28, 2006
mugGet the red-turbaned monkeymug.

Chrysler turban car

Da fancy-schmancy set of wheels dat Achmed drives now dat his "Achmedmobile" got blown to smithereens by da inebriated Bubba J's "touching da red button".
Achmed may indeed have viewed da Chrysler turban car as being a decidedly-major "step down" in da "badassthetics" department compared to his previous "flaming-skull hotrod" ride, but its appearance is way cooler and more "palatable" overall.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
mugGet the Chrysler turban carmug.

Dirty turbane

When the girl tells you not to cum in her face so you come in a rag and throw it in her face.
Don't cum on my face!

Okay hold on, let me cum in this rag.
Take this dirty turbane gurl!
by Jvzy June 9, 2018
mugGet the Dirty turbanemug.

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