Tub-Rub

Noun or Verb:

Of or relating to a $20 hand job handie.

A hand job paid for with a new Harriet Tubman twenty dollar bill.
Steve: This lot-lizzard just gave me a hand job for twenty dollars.
Gary: Oh, you mean you got a Tub-rub.
by Brian Daggett April 23, 2016
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Tub-shitter

Tub-shitter or T.S. is used to describe a grotesquely obese (fat) person. Basically, a person too big to use a toilet that has to park (sit) their ass on a bath tub to shit.
What a tub-shitter!
Check out the tub-shitter!
by GreatD2 April 20, 2006
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tub of lard

A person who is so fat and/or disgusting that the very sight of them invokes images of a giant vat filled with congealed animal fat.
Kate is so f-ing disgusting. What the he@l does that tub of lard think she is doing. She is not hot enough to get away with saying that.
by Chad October 02, 2003
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h tub

The writings of the xeno in the the BBC´s poetry corner .

Trying to see into the future as Nostradamus.
" h dub was translated from " the tower in which 95,5 % are white , but do beleave that their are black" to mean " homework ". to try to understand this , h tub came up while trying to but in different forms of the original word h dub.
by Amirouche Roos August 11, 2006
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Tub Girl

A girl who lays in a tub and sends a cascade of crap flying out of her ass into her mouth.
Tub Girl is the only thing that can make my penis hard.
by Your mom January 22, 2004
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tub crapper

When a person gets too large for a conventional toilet bowl and has to crap in a bath tub.
I bet that fat dude is a tub crapper
by smollenkopf August 08, 2008
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Tub Wookie

The hair ball or clump in the tub after someone takes shower or bath. Generally used when you find someone else's, as opposed to calling your own a Tub Wookie.
A few strands of hair or small clump may be called a Tub Ewok
Dammit Gwen! Stop leaving a Tub Wookie in the drain after every time you shower!

Michael, when you leave the shower, do you think you could take the Tub Wookie with you?
by frankieidaROOP April 11, 2010
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