Trout crumb

A moist and creamy but partially solid discharge that can be found lining a womans panties or just within her vulva. Often associated with a smelly pum.

Visually very similar to small pieces of feta cheese but slightly more creamy.

Trout crumb has a high probability of drying up and going crusty when outside of the vagina.

I pulled down Charlotte's panties and they were lined with dried up trout crumb. Clearly she had a yeast infection.

by pimpdoggydog1233 January 11, 2009

Penis Trout

A guy that has an irresistible penis that always attracts the ladies. It will always be massive in size and and will always know what it's doing. Normally used in jealousy and/or annoyance.

Dude! You just scored two threesomes in one night! You're such a penis trout!

by LordChikin June 04, 2017

Trout and Berries

The new awesome. Sometimes pronounced "tree-yot 'nd burries"

Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"

by CoolAsACucumber December 07, 2010

Grandma’s Trout

Granny’s old fish smelling, swollen, droopy, diaper fuzz, piss infested, scabby, grandpa’s spunk holding vagina. Resembles a gutted brown trout.

Hey Andy check out grandma’s Trout over there. Her diaper is getting full and droopy and you can see that old smelly flapper peeking out from underneath her moo moo.

Andy: you’re damn right I’m starting to drip looking at that tasty trout. Yummy!

by Spoonyt69 April 07, 2022

Trout Fisher

One who enjoys anal sex. If you are going to fish, might as well fish for the brown trout.

I heard Darian is a trout fisher. Imma find out tonight.

Carl likes to do a little trout fishing with the twinks.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018

Piss Trout

Someone who is always bitchin' and acting like a cunt

"Wow you're acting like a real piss trout"

by burdenbageater69 April 24, 2018

trout call

Often employed by rustics, a Trout Call is what you call it when you fart in hip-waders while fishing.

"Virgil, how're you catchin' so many more than me? "
"Well, I went down the truck stop this mornin' and got me a new trout call!"

by Matt Eagle March 11, 2008