1. A warm muddy brown shit.
2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.
2. A hard poo that pushes against your prostate as you shit, giving you that sweet release.
1."Aww Buddy(friends dog), you got the tahitian trots.
2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."
(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"
2. (Bro 1) "Bro, that shit gave me a boner."
(Bro 2) "Bro, you had the tahitian trots!"
by Vlakid23 May 28, 2018
Get the Tahitian Trotsmug. Did you see how Jabs was walking after eating all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
Get the white knuckle turd trotmug. A swift walk and/or near gallop that occurs when desperately searching for an open bathroom stall during peak usage hours (See "Push Hour" definition).
I had to Potty Trot to the upstairs bathroom on the other side of the building to find an open stall!
by Kap21 October 2, 2018
Get the Potty Trotmug. A fun genital party trick in which a man turns his back to the crowd and drops his pants, and his nutsack dangles and bounces while he trots like a horse. Taking a shit while you do it is not recommended but it would really show some commitment to the joke
I know I blacked out last night, but I remember laughing hysterically when Duke broke out the horse trot
by Rod Bangwell September 5, 2023
Get the horse trotmug. by tenderbeefqueef January 28, 2017
Get the waffle trotmug. 
Did you see how Jabs was walking after he ate all that melted cheese? He was doin a white knuckle turd trot to the outhouse!
by Mister Manicotti December 1, 2023
Get the white knuckle turd trotmug.