Tristan

The ugliest piece of poop to ever walk the earth. He will poop on you if he gets the chance
Guy: Tristan just pooped on me
by sebber July 17, 2019
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An amazing boy who often gets a lot of girls. Always up for a chat is is kind to everyone! Comes across as a 'player' but is extremely good looking at intelligent.
A: have you met that tristan boy? He's so kind and cute!

B: yeah! He sounds like a tristan
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An amazing, wonderful, dreamy, athletic, funny guy. Tristan is the full package and has many wonderful things to offer to whoever his lucky girl will be. Tristan is very easy to fall for, as he can be very cautious with his heart and also very hard to read. Tristan is a stud on the ice playing his favorite sport hockey. Tristan is all in all a very caring and family guy. He loves his family more than anything, and is just looking for the right girl to share all of his amazing qualities with. Although at times Tristan can get very jealous only showing that he cares and wants you. Tristan is very protective over the girl he likes and will always strive to make her happy and comfortable. If you have a Tristan in your life, you better hold onto him, and remind him how lucky you are to have him, and how special he truly is. I don't know what I would do without my Tristan.
"I wish I had myself a Tristan"
"Me too!"
by anonymous1001234 November 27, 2018
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always wrong and not funny and not nice but cute
wow their buddy....your tristan
by the real og clown November 28, 2019
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Tristan is a major fuck boy but he’s honestly one of the best people you’ll ever meet periodt. Apparently he has pretty eyes, at least that’s what i’m hearing. He super irreplaceable so hold onto him for as long as you can. He’s prolly a “keep everything to yourself” type of guy, you know? If you’re close to him then he’ll tell you everything but if you guys aren’t close then he’ll put a mask on it and say he’s fine. But overall he’s great and everyone should have a Tristan in they’re life.
“Tristan you’re a fuck boy but I love you, no homo tho.”
by offbrand.joe February 20, 2019
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Tristan is a guy that will forever be loving and understanding he will always be there to cheer you up even if he’s down, at first he is shy but once you meet him is is amazing! He will usually put himself down, but will always make people feel like there on top of the world.
Girl1: why dose Tristan seems sad?
Girl2: he gets over it fast and always can smile even if he doesn’t want to.
Boy1: just be there for him 😊
by Believe me it gets worse December 29, 2017
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Camouflage. Grease. Tobacco. Older girls. Boots. Unintelligence. All these words define a Tristan. The biggest douchebag you can find and a huge manwhore. He wears the rebel flag everyday to show that he's a complete racist and homophobic fuck.
"Smell that?"
"Yea tf is that?"
"Oh it's just Tristan's tobacco spit"
by JermalNermal March 02, 2017
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