traffic fishing

Any kind of news published on websites with the sole intention of increasing traffic.

Gus- "hey look, Gamesradar published another 'Babes of the Week' article"
Harold-"Traffic fishing again?"
Arden- "They must be really desperate for ad-money this month"

by FSTK October 23, 2008

traffic

drug term: the amount of people coming and going at a drug dealers location.

check out all the traffic at Bobs house

by New Rising Sun June 6, 2005

Tennessee traffic jam

the passing of a kidney stone during male ejaculation. Usally involved with intoxicated alaskan medical students.

i hit my balls with a wrench this morning, it hurt like a Tennessee traffic jam.

by supermegadeathfuzz May 10, 2010

Traffic Jihad

When traffic is at such a standstill you feel like you just want to blow up the entire street/highway you are on.

Jack avoided the traffic jihad on the Belt Pkwy by doing 120 on the shoulder all the way to the bridge.

by Mr. Hoboski March 10, 2009

ass traffic

the amount of penises that fit in ones ass

1. holy shit you got allot of ass traffic
2. her ass traffic was 4 1/2
3. there was a traffic jam because her ass traffic was only 5

by the chigger April 23, 2004

flow of traffic

The speed that traffic is going at any given time. Sometimes, it's twenty below the speed limit, sometimes twenty plus over. If you go the speed limit while everyone else is going twenty over, you will get road raged.
However, saying, "I was going with the flow of traffic" to a cop is one way to guarantee getting a ticket.

Officer: I stopped you because you were doing 80 in a 55.
Driver: Offffficceerrr, I was just going with the flow of traffic.
Officer: Does the sign say 'Go with the flow of traffic'? No. It says 'Speed Limit 55'. Here's your ticket.

by Snowflake_love! August 6, 2009

traffic jacking

The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.

Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.

by TheActionJackson December 7, 2013