tp swag

The ability to have so much swag that girls are on you as if you were a chick magnet.

Man Joey has so much tp swag he pulled in about 20 bitches last night.

by TP21 October 23, 2011

TP

Telepathy - popularised by such sites as www.psipog.net and other bullshit. A load of crap.

Fool: OMG I HAV DA TP!1111111111111!
Me: yes. yes you do.

by Marcus May 25, 2004

TPS Steamer

When your boss asks you if you received the memo about including the new cover sheet on your TPS Report and instead you take a shit on your TPS Report before turning it in.

Boss:

Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh…we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS report.

Peter:

No, Bob. This time I thought I’d just include a TPS Steamer.

Boss:

That would be great….

by TPF_Benny April 1, 2010

TP the FB

Tounge Punch the Fart Box. similar to Tounge Jack the Shit Box. The act of inserting the tongue as deep as possible into the anus.

"Man she's hot. I'd TP the FB."

by SNIPERCOW January 1, 2012

tp fu

It simply means "fuck."

I tp fued his sister.

by Dangermonk March 6, 2004

tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.

"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"

by Tim C. November 11, 2004

TP Slippage

When you cover a public toilet seat with TP, and turn around to sit down & your shorts/pants/dress knock that nice later of ass protection off the seat and into the water. Inevitably, you have to start over.

Man, I had to drop a deuce, but the seat was so nasty I had to use 3 well-placed layers of TP to protect my booty. I turned around to sit down, and there was massive TP slippage, and I had to start all over.

by rotospace July 14, 2015