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The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.
Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.
by Pimposterous October 17, 2023
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tow-in and tow-out

Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.
Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
mugGet the tow-in and tow-outmug.

Talladega Tow Truck

During intercourse in the doggy position, the male turns around to face away from his partner.

With butts touching he reaches through between his legs, and using a hook grip he grabs his partner by the genitals then proceeds to crawl forward “towing” them across the room.
She received carpet burn on both knees after He gave her the old Talladega tow truck
by Dale_lifts June 7, 2019
mugGet the Talladega Tow Truckmug.

Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021
mugGet the Tow Truckmug.

Towing bitches

Last night I was towing bitches back to back with my feet
by 3shadess April 3, 2022
mugGet the Towing bitchesmug.

the tow-rope

The placing of an eel with head first into ass or vagina. Then while clenching the eel into place drive around on a hover board while a second person holds the tale while standing on a second hover board.
Me and my girl did the tow-rope last night. Now I need to find a new eel.
by Fix-Ali September 17, 2018
mugGet the the tow-ropemug.

The tow-truck maneuver

When two dogs are humping and walking backwards, and I human being makes the tow-truck in reverse noise
Today at the dog park, my pets partook in the tow-truck maneuver, while I made the tow-truck noise as my mom watched in horror
by That bottom bitch October 25, 2019
mugGet the The tow-truck maneuvermug.

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