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Tow Truck

Alright men. Y’all gotta hear it.

We all know a tow truck or you are one.

If you’re called a tow truck, you act like one.

Your a sad member of our species who can only pull girls from the streets.
And you head downtown often, you probably live there.

This can be women too however, but it’s much less common.
‘Baby you’re not a player you’re just a tow truck, im not gonna smash.”
*and then you get left on read*
by Bigolbiddy May 5, 2021
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Tow Trucking

Similar to motor boating, but occurs along the legs rather than the breasts.
At first he motor-boated me, and then he went tow trucking.
by cjjj8 July 30, 2021
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Tow Bag

Used to describe a female of ill repute you uses guest hand towels for purposes for which they are not designed. Typically this would involve the cleaning of excrement or vomit but can extend to mopping up vaginal discharge.
Darl, would you look at the fuckin mess that Tow Bag made in the donny.

OMG - I'm sorry Hun but Normans play by there own rules.
by Htothearters October 19, 2013
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that’ll tow the boat

To tow the boat, means to get the job done in a robust and efficient manner.
Marcus: i’m Thinking of buying a Jimny
Tom: Fuck that, buy a Land Cruiser, that’ll tow the boat.
by President of WMSSA September 8, 2021
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Camel Tow

I was so hooking up with Mary until Jennifer was able to camel tow her home
by Fjvitt June 1, 2022
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Towing

When two people are connected by a double sided dildo inserted into each of their anuses.
John and Terry spent Saturday night feeling immense pleasure from towing.
by Latching101 May 21, 2025
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Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot
Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!
by HTJA October 22, 2016
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