A small girl who over compensates with a big attitude. Will get an attitude over hearing you breathe. Usually throws Yankee candles.
I had a stuffy nose and some midget tosser assaulted me with a candle.
by Midget tosser January 28, 2020
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gay little bent tosser who lives in a little mushroom in bulgaria and often has wet dreams about being the cabin boy on the hms vassaline
by POUIP January 15, 2003
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Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)
Easdale Island World Stone Skimming Championship 2009/2010. OLD TOSSER
by JimB. February 20, 2011
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When a homosexual gets extremely upset, they throw their salads at people (but usually miss)or at at the ground or wall. It also can be used to describe a someone that acts like a bitch and is most likely gay.
That guy freaked out and threw a salad over here, guess he must be a salad tosser.

That bitch is a salad tosser.
by Snicker Tits January 27, 2009
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When that bratty kid at the buffet argues with his mom over eating the salad or not. And he/she just slips it under the table. They often get colon cancer later in life due to lack of fiber.
"but mooommmmmmmm"
"eat your salad you're embarrassing me"
*slips it under table all sneaky like...*
"I saw that! I never raised my child to be a Salad Tosser!"
by Pullgame 2.0 October 15, 2014
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'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.
by Directioner Dictionary July 1, 2012
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