Toledo Takedown

The act of performing cunnilingus and motor-boating at the same time. Requires a female victim of particular flexibility or whose breasts are extremely saggy.

Shepherd brought his gymnast date home a gave her a Toledo Takedown.

by ace120 April 30, 2009

Toledo Shoe-shine

The act of smearing shit on the inside top of a shoe or sandal.

Hey, what's that brown stuff on the top of your foot?
Oh, I got a Toledo Shoe-shine today.

by T-rav7 February 4, 2010

tooned

Getting so high to where you feel like you're in a cartoon.
marijuana high tuned bong weed ganja turnt

Dude Adam we got so tooned last night of that fire weed

by Star_of_david September 12, 2016

Toledo Necktie

When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.

For our anniversary I gave my husband a toledo necktie, boy, was it messy.

by frecklef'er April 20, 2010

University Of Toledo

Cool school in Toledo Ohio. Campus is Huge and is ranked as one of the most beautiful campuses. if your on campus and drive one way. your in a rich neighborhood. drive the other way and its pretty dirty and ghetto. but overall pretty nice college

Billy:Bro should we hang with the millionaires? or smoke crack in the ghetto?

John: Why don't we do both? were at the University Of Toledo so its all cool

Billy: Alright!!!!!

by nji234 June 18, 2012

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 17, 2008

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008