toobin'

masturbating while on a Zoom call, especially if it’s with coworkers and you get caught because you thought your camera was off

Did you hear Jeff got fired for toobin' during a staff meeting? For fuck’s sake, he couldn’t do that on his own time?

by Thom Quorke October 19, 2020

Toobin'

The act of masturbation while on a Zoom call with your camera is on, then later claiming that you thought your camera was muted.

Goddammit Jeff, you're fucking Toobin' in front of the director again

by YeetusMcDingus October 19, 2020

Toobin

Jerking off during a live video call.

Named after now former CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on video during a Zoom call.

"I totally need to toobin. Sara looks so good in our weekly all hands."

by anonymous October 19, 2020

TOOBIN

getting lit

Karen and her friends were toobin on a Friday night

by Laonservadora369 September 29, 2023

toobin

The act of masturbating.

Please don't be toobin online.

by Rozzysed October 24, 2020

Toobin'

Verb masturbating on a video call.

He was caught toobin' on the conference call.

by TheBigJosh October 19, 2020

Toobin

Pulling your pecker out in a business meeting.

I thought I turned off my camera when I decided it was a good time to Toobin

by GeneralPepe October 19, 2020