TOFFEE FINGER

When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.

Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please

by BLUESDAD July 16, 2022

Toffee Man

Opposite if Sweetie Man I the sense that rather than luring underage children, this man lures older population of people, typically over the age of 65. Elderly people love toffee hence why it’s used a lure.

That guy over there is a toffee man!

How do you know ??

Seen him outside the cafe home handing out Werthers Originals.

by Marl Milber September 14, 2023

ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh

I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g

by Shss December 13, 2017

Toffee the sheep

The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world

Toffee the sheep is a goat

by Ellobozo May 9, 2022

Toffee Bullet

To grab someone round the neck with your arm in a hold, and make a fist with your free hand and rub your knuckles across their head back and forth in a scraping motion.

me - "would you like a toffee bullet?"
Friend - "mmmm yes, sounds nice"
me - proceeds to give a toffee bullet
Friend - "ooowwww!"

by Stidder December 6, 2009

Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011

Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman’s crisp , round behind

Jeez, look at that Toffee Crisp man

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020