by Nathdogg July 19, 2004
Get the bitch ketchupmug. In giving a hand job, when someone has one hand around your penis while their other hand is smacking your pecker head like beating a ketchup bottle when pouring.
by D. Bittick July 12, 2007
Get the ketchup bottlemug. by SMD October 18, 2004
Get the computer ketchupmug. The dull, monotonous sound produced by the wife for about one week every month when she's "got the painters in"...
I'm going down the pub - Barrymore's got his mates round for a pool party, and to make it worse the wife's singing the ketchup song!
by coughing_blood December 25, 2003
Get the The Ketchup Songmug. Girl: *gasps and looks scared*
Guy friend: what's wrong?
Girl : shakes her head no*
Female friend: *gasps* ketchup packet..?
Girl: nods
Guy friend: what's wrong?
Girl : shakes her head no*
Female friend: *gasps* ketchup packet..?
Girl: nods
by TransB!tch February 16, 2020
Get the Ketchup packetmug. a mixture of blood and semen, commonly found when a male ejaculates into a female while she is on her period
by MasterBaete March 4, 2008
Get the vagina ketchupmug. When you shart, and and the blood from your cancer and/or rectal infection turns the poopy soup into a tomato flavored red paste, like ketchup.
Origin: While playing I was playing Pokemon (cause I'm a beast), my brother tried to say "Ash Ketcham," but failed like a woman. Naturally we made it into a word.
Origin: While playing I was playing Pokemon (cause I'm a beast), my brother tried to say "Ash Ketcham," but failed like a woman. Naturally we made it into a word.
Chaz- *farts nastily with much gusto* "Aww man, I think I just made ass ketchup... Darn cancer/taco bell."
Bob- "Ever since Todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is ass ketchup."
Richard- "My name is long for dick."
Bob- "Ever since Todd developed that digestive disorder, the only thing he has had on his burgers is ass ketchup."
Richard- "My name is long for dick."
by PicnicTimeMotherFUCKER May 20, 2010
Get the Ass Ketchupmug.